May 2008
- May 08: Impulse-Buying
January 2008
- Jan 30: Is it really that odd?
- Jan 11: Hello, My Name Is:
- Jan 07: Places I Visited in 2007
December 2007
- Dec 27: And Taking Names
- Dec 21: Orphan Holiday
- Dec 05: Starry Nights and Side Notes
- Dec 01: Slow Ride, Take It Easy
November 2007
- Nov 22: Thanksgiving
- Nov 21: Cold Desert Night
October 2007
- Oct 09: Calm Before the Storm
- Oct 07: Moving on Up
August 2007
- Aug 13: Retirement at Twenty-Five?
July 2007
- Jul 29: Intensive Care
- Jul 10: Steer Clear of Wrecking Balls
June 2007
- Jun 20: I'd Hit You with My Car, If I Knew Where You Are
- Jun 19: I'm a Hatr
- Jun 17: Here Comes Peter Cottontail(s)
- Jun 17: A Child Named "Weather'by Dot Com Chanel Sheppard"
- Jun 12: Mr. Wizard Taught Me Everything I Know
- Jun 07: Opt-Out of Junk Mail
- Jun 04: Not Really a Wino (I Think)
May 2007
- May 30: Wino
- May 16: On American Airlines' Customer Service
- May 10: What I Did in Puerto Rico
April 2007
- Apr 24: Fotografías de Puerto Rico
- Apr 19: Puerto Rico
- Apr 09: Happy Easter, a.k.a. Put Your Dad in the ER Day
- Apr 05: Wal-Mart Superdeathcenter
- Apr 03: Comedy or Tragedy: Comedy
- Apr 02: Business Card for a Personal Trainer
March 2007
- Mar 28: Logical Progression
- Mar 19: March Madness: Whoop!
- Mar 07: Galaxies, Oh My
- Mar 04: Note to Self: Day Care
February 2007
- Feb 28: Comedy or Tragedy: Comedy
- Feb 28: Tigers, Orangutans, and Crocs
- Feb 28: Comedy or Tragedy: Tragedy
- Feb 27: Comedy or Tragedy?
- Feb 20: The Ease of Communication... and Ignoring It
- Feb 17: A Child's Mind's Eye
- Feb 08: A Twist on Office Audio
December 2006
- Dec 25: Holy Crap, Here Comes Jesus!
November 2006
- Nov 28: Starbucks Is Fiction
October 2006
- Oct 21: Model Making, Scrabble Furniture, and Greens Keepers
- Oct 21: Neighborhood Scrooge
- Oct 05: Adequate Sleep Leads to Adequate Lives
September 2006
- Sep 27: Weekly Programming is for Sissies
- Sep 25: Just a Hypothetical
- Sep 25: Trans-America
July 2006
- Jul 16: Reason the Electricity Bill was $300
- Jul 10: S Is for Silent
June 2006
- Jun 30: Counting Down to Another Countdown
- Jun 27: security breach
March 2006
- Mar 13: on being a great sister
- Mar 02: on becoming picky
February 2006
- Feb 09: have you ever
January 2006
- Jan 24: hi, chevrolet. kiss my ass.
- Jan 15: observations, realizations, and generalizations: life
- Jan 03: new year's — 2006
December 2005
- Dec 31: adios, aloha, au revoir, ciao, click-click, goodbye
- Dec 27: the devil has no sole
- Dec 25: merry christmas. that's right — i said it.
- Dec 20: show me the funny
- Dec 18: check this list twice
- Dec 16: staying abreast of current events
- Dec 14: je n'ai pas le EFFING CORKSCREW
- Dec 09: the little mexican martyr
November 2005
- Nov 24: let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe
- Nov 18: relatively speaking
- Nov 15: not cold enough to turn on the heater
- Nov 14: sell your soul for $1
- Nov 13: stupid human tricks, no. 17
- Nov 12: j'ai une question
- Nov 09: observations, realizations, and generalizations: hospitals
- Nov 09: all about amazon
- Nov 07: dag, why so angry?
- Nov 06: carpal tunnel: no. 1 killer of nerds
- Nov 06: comments are up
- Nov 06: save my ass
- Nov 05: darwin: hard at work
- Nov 04: that's why it's called "classic"
- Nov 02: i second that
October 2005
- Oct 31: are you a dog cone?
- Oct 26: the itching
- Oct 26: real deal with meals on wheels
- Oct 25: forbidden vegetable
- Oct 19: update to the master plan
- Oct 19: master plan under one-year warranty
- Oct 15: tv rots the brain, go outside & play
- Oct 07: licorice & comic sans, bunnies & cake
September 2005
- Sep 27: like a ragdoll broken on the floor
- Sep 26: that is the smell of victory
- Sep 24: don't create mischief on my shift
- Sep 19: say that again... i'll punch you in the throat
- Sep 18: alan rickman is god
- Sep 14: the key abbreviation is "ssdd"
August 2005
- Aug 13: childhood confessions
- Aug 10: going against the pop-culture grain: napoleon dynamite
- Aug 09: i love you, keep in touch
July 2005
- Jul 12: i got your ambitions RIGHT HERE, punk
- Jul 11: new outgoing voicemail message
- Jul 11: unbiased professional review of fantastic four, the movie that sucked balls
- Jul 11: nobody's home
- Jul 10: the secret unleashed
- Jul 10: listed under: reasons why i don't go to church
- Jul 09: secrets don't make friends
June 2005
- Jun 30: when the body fails, you are mortal
- Jun 05: vanilla ice cream desktopped with a cherry
May 2005
- May 23: hand me a stetson and some cowboy boots
- May 15: goodbye, cruel world
- May 09: the (triple) X files
- May 08: my problem with toothbrushes
- May 08: star wars, episode 731.98 Z59a
- May 07: generation eXtreme
- May 02: techNO
- May 02: oh, you're graduating?
April 2005
- Apr 30: please don't leave
- Apr 29: customer complaint
- Apr 28: a psychological test
- Apr 26: sunday, october 1, 2005?
- Apr 26: 3, 2, 1, baby